March 2011
46 posts
5 Rules for amazing Phone Sex by Tika Simone
#5 — If you didn’t hear what they said the first time, just say, ” Mmmhmmm” or “Yes.” Always works. Asking “What did you say” kills the mood.
#4 — If you’re a woman, don’t be afraid to take control and ask a man where he has his hand.
#3 — Lose the “settings.” Nobody wants to hear that you’re...
WatchI AM Dead. Why are JAMAICANS LIKE THIS!?!? LMFAOOO #LOL
Watchdomos-lunchbox:
I died inside.
the fuck?!
This is killing me softly.
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10 Things to NOT text/bbm a promoter an hour...
#10 — Did the show start yet?
#9 — What’s the address again?
#8 — Is anyone even there?
#7 — Should I still come thru?
#6 — Sorry. I can’t make it.
#5 — Who’s performing again?
#4 — Can you put me on guestlist?
#3 — Can you come get me? I’m at the door
#2 — If I come can you get me drinks?
#1 — WHERE ARE...
Stranger: "Hey aren't you Tika Simone?"
Me: "Yeah."
Stranger: "You're that girl that runs that Intimate & Interracial Event right?"
Me: Wow.
#LOL
WatchWhat to expect at the @AndreenaMill Intimate & Interactive Show…
WatchI am very proud to introduce you to LS Lifestyle. Check the website for more info. You’ll be glad you did.
www.LSLIFESTYLE.com
“|| I don’t just HAVE sex…I must have reciprocal emotional attachment...”
– — Tika Simone
#NewMusic: LARON @LaRonMusic
I have no idea where the guy came from but I’m forever indebted to @Silent_knight37 for putting me on. LaRon is crazy talented and has worked with some of my favorite producers including Donnie Scantz @mrscantz of State of Emergency [wiki him.] I’m not going to say anything more. But this is a DEFINITE itunes PURCHASE. My favorite cuts? “You Got Me” written by Maverick...
“Some think it’s holding on that makes one strong; sometimes it’s...”
WatchHave you ever had an annoying friend that ALWAYS tries to 1-up you!?!? This woman is the QUEEN of it #LOL
“I have enough projects being a woman, I don’t need a project for a man.”
– Tika Simone
WatchBefore Rick Ross was the BAWSE, he wore a Smedium Jersey in this video with Trina. LMFAO
“The world’s coming to an end, might as well eat some lasagna..”
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— @TikaSimone ‘s take on the weather & what’s to come.
“In Toronto I’m fat, In Philly I’m skinny, I could lose the weight,...”
– Tika Simone
Ishmil Surprised
Ish: [Feeling my body] You're surprisingly firm for a fat girl
Tika: What did you expect my body to feel like?
Ish: I don't know but there are some skinny chicks that aren't even as firm as you.
Tika: I know you want to try a big girl one day, but trust me. I am not a guinea pig.
Dear Bitch...
I may be a “has-been” but you are a has never been, has never will be and has never was. Sit the fuck down. Love, Tika
Savannah Re: Intimate & Interactive Favorite
Words truly cannot express the love that I have for the talented individual Savannah Re. She came into my life less than a year ago and has changed it drastically. When I first started Intimate & Interactive, I needed a cash girl…she responded expeditiously and the job was hers. Never once did she tell me that she could sing. Until one day she blew my fucken socks off. Not only is she...
Intimate & Interactive Favorites
For those that don’t know, I am the CEO of Intimate & Interactive. I & I is a platform that I created alongside DJ Lissa Monet to allow people to perform and showcase their musical talents. It has been running for 28 weeks strong. I’ve decided to post some of my favorite artists and they’ll always be listed under IIFavs. Here comes the first.
Art is not ego. Ego is not art. Remember that.
