Teacup Simone

In Toronto I'm fat, In Philly I'm skinny, I could lose the weight but fuck it I'm pretty. //
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I am OFFICIALLY DECEASED with laughter. ROFLMAOOOOO!!!

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“Some women take FOREVER….” LMFAO

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT’S GOING ON IN THIS PICTURE???? *SIDE-EYE*

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But WHY would you do this to yourself?!?! Just go BALD, nigga!!! LMFAO

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I tweeted…..BEFORE it was popular.

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Here’s a REALLY OLD picture of me. LOL

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COPY CAT!!!!

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EXCUSE ME!!! I WAS LOOKING AT THE WATER!!!!

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O_o. Do you see what I see??? LOL

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I obviously HAVE t buy these shoes. O_o

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