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![Yesterday evening, I told my girl Hair Mansion that I was going to buy her some Chinese Food. So, I called up Lucky Wok restaurant. I ordered Beef & Broccoli, General Tao Chicken, Chicken Fried Rice, Chicken Balls & SPICY SHRIMP. Now, those that know SPICY SHRIMP from HONG SHING or WAH TOO’s KNOW the type of shrimp I was looking for. So, we get our order and not only is the General Tao not IN there but the SPICY SHRIMP was not WAHTOO’s spicy shrimp, they sent BREADED shrimp WITH hot sauce sprinkled all over it. O_o……. So, after getting pissed off I called them back and cussed them for sending me chakka-chakka shrimp & where the ass is my general tao. They said they would remake the order of shrimp & send it back. They said I NEVER ordered general tao so I’d have to pay for it. I told them to just send over the blasted REAL spicy shrimp. While I waited, my curiosity got the better of me and I ate two of the breaded shrimp [which didn’t taste half bad.] So, I ate a few more until only 4 were left in the box. The delivery man came with the replacement shrimp & I handed him the box of 4 breaded shrimp. He left and everything was cool…..until…..I received a call from Lucky Wok. The manager called me to cuss me stink asking me why I ate more shrimp? I told him I wanted to see what I tasted like. He yelled at me and we went back and forth until he essentially told me that he knows where I live & he’ll be sending the police to retrieve the shrimp that I ALREADY ATE………out of my BELLY. I AM DEAD WITH FUCKING LAUGH. ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Moral? Don’t get the shrimp from Lucky Wok Restaurant. That is all. As you were.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7vhfeA6MR1qc3ff1o1_250.jpg)
